Date: Mon, Nov 14th, 2011 at 16:30:49 PST
From: Ron

Dave, I can really appreciate your skill level as a player. Realize you are still in the top 20% - if you have indoor pluming, food in the frig and 20 bucks in your wallet you are in the top 20% of the world.

Date: Sat, Jul 16th, 2011 at 22:06:10 PST
From: Hollydouche

No more evil company stealing players money to pay your retarded salary? Well you know you can't actually make money playing poker, so better "move on." Just another failed wannabe actor in LA. Not gonna get cast as any roles as long as you are a fatty.

Date: Sat, Jul 9th, 2011 at 09:36:37 PST
From: azzhole

The best part of you ran down your moms leg!

Date: Fri, May 20th, 2011 at 01:32:37 PST
From: Keith W

You're a nigger

Date: Sat, Apr 9th, 2011 at 20:11:39 PST
From: onebounce

no smack----just to say thanks for playing bj with us smaller players on UB. NEED HELP ON NEXT TEST---LET ME KNOW.

Date: Sun, Apr 3rd, 2011 at 14:20:02 PST
From: SkeetSkeet

Giants are World Champions. What are you guys? Divorce will leave your team in ruins. Andre Ethier wants out.. Giants might have room for him.. How'd you like the stomping on Saturday? Hopefully you were at that game too. Dodgers suck donkey dick. You're fuckin out

Date: Wed, Mar 9th, 2011 at 23:07:23 PST
From: RetGI

Dave: Please register me for the UB Tourney Tomorrow.

RETGI

Date: Mon, Feb 28th, 2011 at 23:18:58 PST
From: Hollydouche Dave

http://www.pokertableratings.com/absolute-player-search/HOLLYWOODDAVE

Please play more Hold em Cash Games!

Date: Tue, Oct 12th, 2010 at 18:22:26 PST
From: Hollydouche Dave

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/fulltiltpoker/One+Level+Deep/poker/results/684619BB59804A6D863E6CFF3F0ED28F.html?t=2

http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/pokerstars/ampallang/poker/results/F49668F010C94DD4ADD2DE733AE844F0.html?t=2

Gosh darn, those are your results for PokerStars and Full Tilt. I saw you final tabled the 200k so your loses aren't as much as they were before. Still a solidly losing player across all 3 websites in tournaments. Must be nice to get those checks from UB to help you blow money across the internet and 3.5k in Atlantic City.

Date: Sat, Aug 28th, 2010 at 14:21:28 PST
From: Robert jayne

What H.D.? been awhile...found your page here, wanted to say what's up to an old friend. Did our escapades at teh Mohecan Sun make it into the book?

Date: Wed, Jun 30th, 2010 at 15:02:19 PST
From: hollydouche dave

That is your tracked tournament results for just 2010. Combined with all your live tournament loses, travel expenses, and damn UB must pay well. You are many things, but a poker pro isn't one of them.

Date: Wed, Jun 30th, 2010 at 15:00:43 PST
From: hollydouche dave

MTT MT-SNG HU SAT TOTALS

*
* Winnings:
* $4,283.68
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $4,283.68
*
*
* Est. Buy-Ins:
* $10,813.00
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $10,813.00
*
*
* Est. Rake:
* $739.80
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $739.80
*
*
* HollywoodDave could have saved [ $222 ] by using www.getrakeback.com »
*
*
* Profits:
* ($7,269.12)
* $0.00
* $0.00
* $0.00
* ($7,269.12)
*

Date: Thu, Apr 8th, 2010 at 08:46:24 PST
From: Sandra

what is the best site for playing on-line BJ? carpenters@rogers.com

Date: Sun, Jan 24th, 2010 at 15:12:26 PST
From: Uncle Toms Ass

What the hell have you been doing? DO you read these yourself? Whats happening with Denhead and Stevie. Talked to your father at Christmas. Saud you were all asleep and santa was coming until noon. Were you guys up by then?

Date: Sat, Nov 7th, 2009 at 16:18:01 PST
From: YOU SUCK

WHY DO YOU SUCK AT STUD8 ON UB?

Date: Fri, Oct 30th, 2009 at 18:51:32 PST
From: ryan

your mother should have swallowed you

Date: Sun, Sep 27th, 2009 at 20:23:35 PST
From: Mikki Sullivan

OMG. Watching Amazing Race and how fun is that to see Tiffany. Hope she kicks ass! You guys still buds? Mikki

Date: Tue, Aug 25th, 2009 at 14:12:06 PST
From: HOLLYWOOD PENIS

You are a broke joke..

Date: Thu, Aug 20th, 2009 at 10:47:10 PST
From: HORSECOCK

you have the personality that smells worse then a goats rectum

Date: Thu, Jul 23rd, 2009 at 14:30:10 PST
From: j.g

an unarmed man is a subject... an armed man is a citizen... study your history you stupid fuck

Date: Mon, Feb 16th, 2009 at 03:24:30 PST
From: trojannick

how does a poker player that you think you are get a blog..ive played with you at hustler many times and you are horrible in tournaments..stick to black jack blondie or you will be broke..i welcome you to my table anytime..FREE MONEY

Date: Tue, Jan 6th, 2009 at 02:25:57 PST
From: Dave St. James

It's the same bloody picture from last New Years! You trying to pull a fast one on us Dave?? I can smell your queef from here!

Date: Wed, Dec 24th, 2008 at 11:25:36 PST
From: venitian 3rd place

Hey Dave,

Congrats on a great 2008. You done good and overcame a lot! Take care and continue to spank Barney will ya?

Date: Mon, Dec 15th, 2008 at 19:45:29 PST
From: topher

put a pair of titties on you and youll look like pink

Date: Wed, Dec 10th, 2008 at 04:53:25 PST
From: Muffin

Dave,

I just pulled one of your dingle berries out of my mouth. Please STOP using Cottonelle!